I needed that second pic
‘trans ftm or mtf?’ I’m actually trans FTW. TRANSGENDER FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!
i learned of a 34-year-old Japanese mathematics professor who decided to host his lectures on… Pornhub.
His earnings of €250,000 per year stem from the fact that even though many may not be interested in the subject, they are nonetheless curious about his presence and attempt to watch the video, generating views.
IMAGINE your otp. You can’t. They would never have the fucking guts. Damn. I hope Gladys and Myrtle are very happy together.
Anonymous asked:
hi i just came accross your st benezet's basement and i love it a lot, this is a really cool idea !!! is it just like, a concept or will you ever write a full story ?
professorcalculusstanaccount answered:
Thank you very much! Every story idea I post is fully plotted out, I just don’t have the time to draw out the stories entirely as comics. I do draw out the odd story beat in my sketchbooks - here’s Chang and Tintin’s reunion at the start of the story I cleaned up.
Perhaps one day I’ll draw out one of my stories entirely. I don’t want my work to be stolen and sold by pastiche pirates…
Story post for St Benezet’s Basement is here
Anonymous asked:
By chance a Modern AU of Tintin, Capt. Haddock, & Chang trying out the Grimace Shake pls???
professorcalculusstanaccount answered:
reblogging with transcript because tumblr doesnt let me format things properly:
TINTIN: Captain, are you sure you should drink that? Think about the sugar content -
HADDOCK: Oh okay, I'll take up day-drinking again instead -
TINTIN: Captain -
HADDOCK: Do you know what country we're in? Everything has #*&%! sugar in it. Bread, sauces, even that bottled water you got probably has added sugar.
HADDOCK: Lad, we went to McDonald's. We've been up for 14 hours straight and got shot at. We're not exactly making health concious decisions.
HADDOCK: I'm already pushing sixty, let me
(I couldn't caption this part as his accent got too thick for me to understand)
HADDOCK: It's gonna take more than a wee bit of sugar to take me out -
SNOWY: (growling)
HADDOCK: BLISTERING BARNACLES
HADDOCK: BLOODY HELL! SNOWY!
TINTIN: MILOU! Arrêt! Arrêt!
family trip to the pub
previous part here (this doesn't follow immediately! I skipped some things, like where the hell the big deer creature came from)
I had some decisions to make. I still need to make 2 bodices
From these fabric choices, each a six yard piece.
But I also still want to make overskirts.
The overskirts take a little more than 4 yards plus an additional 2 to line the rears... hmm...
Oh no. I guess I'll have to buy more fabric. The horror.
But wait, if the backs are fully lined... that means the back can be reversible!
Okay, that works. Let's try the other one.
Wait a minute... I have 2 fronts and 2 backs... what if I made them interchangeable too?
Success!
Now I have a couple of head to toe looks!
Do yourself a favour and start believing you deserve everything good in life and that nothing is out of reach for you.